This particular exercise video takes 3 seconds to collect, but it’s more than just pumping iron.
The music starts playing, the beautiful women start clapping, and the Chippendales start dancing.
…hang on, what? !
Why not take this to the next level?
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We’ve discovered plenty of nifty workout tutorials over the years, including a post-war British gem full of studs in singlets and gay sexual images.
And this 80’s leg workout video features two very hot guys in two very short shorts.
Oh, and this Ridiculously homoerotic 1950s training videos.
But there’s nothing comparable to it 1988 “Muscle Motion” Classic Featuring Chippendale dancers. Just a warm-up is enough to get your heart rate up.
“Even the hottest romance begins with a small thing – a gesture or a look. In aerobics, this is called a ‘warm-up’,” says the all-knowing narrator.
After introducing myself–“Michael“–Chippendale, our chosen one, begins to contort his body. His movements are smooth, fluid, and purposeful.
“Up! Down! Up! Down!”
We then move on to three other Chippendales (we don’t know if they’re different people or clones of “Michael”) stretching their hips.
“Back corner, front corner, back corner, front corner.”
So get ready…let’s jump!
“Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing!”
The singlet looks nice. Tortured clothing is hated by wrestlers and loved by gays, but it’s still ubiquitous.
Although previously banned by the NCAA, singlets became the standard wrestling uniform by the early 1970s. It’s still the standard today, despite complaints from wearers over the decades.
a 2020 story The Terps are clearly in the minority when it comes to attire, he said, referring to how Maryland’s wrestling team currently wears two-pieces and loose-fitting shorts.
But, unsurprisingly, the singlet flies far off the wrestling mat. Like the jockstrap, another risqué piece of sportswear, it has also been adopted by gays. Currently, several kink brands, grumpy puppy and Quirkcreates singlets for the sole purpose of gay eroticism.
With that background in mind, it’s no wonder Chippendales choose singlets as their workout attire. Female audiences loved the all-male Revue, but gay fans were certainly present as well.
Perhaps this “Muscle Motion” video was created with them in mind.
After the singlet squat, the boys shed their sporty attire and return to classic Chippendale attire. Viewers are then shown a clip of them “rocking and rolling” their hips and putting their elbows on their knees.
Soon, you can hear the sound of a car engine about to explode in the background.Wurum!
However, if the engine still won’t start, don’t worry. The men in singlets return to the screen. This time they are pulsing up and down with moans. These are great for strengthening your legs and back. As any fitness expert will tell you, it’s important to stay flexible at all times.
Towards the end of the video we return to the party. There, our beloved Chippendale is “working his muscles!”
Watch the video below.
