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New Zealand — I always hear that sheep in New Zealand are incredibly healthy. First, there are many green fields to explore. Second, they live in a great climate. Third, the area has a very low crime rate. Finally, they reach play with balance ball.
According to the video description, this small sheepball game was played in Te Kuiti, New Zealand. The sheep’s name is Steve. Seriously, the sheep are so well taken care of there that they have names like ‘Steve’.
Why are sheep so spoiled in New Zealand? I think it has to do with the huge demographic advantage they have over humanity. In fact, New Zealand has about 4 sheep for every human being.
With so many sheep in the country, we can afford to hire a strong lobbyist to help us pass laws that ensure fun sporting goods and likable names. I have never met any of these lobbyists, nor have I heard anyone else mention them. But that’s the most likely scenario I can come up with.
I think I need to go to New Zealand soon and see for myself why the lamb there is so delicious. This is a trip that has been on my to-do list for 30 years, so I definitely have to make it happen. Maybe the Sheep Lobby can help you secure a discounted flight.
